Convenience

Posted by HELiX

With the holidays over, on top of retiring from my CCAs, the uneventfulness of life makes blogging ever so difficult.

So I’m coming up with this.

…

Hello Readers!

Today, I

[ ] had a great time
[X] had an uneventful day
[ ] am having a total yawn
[ ] am seriously considering suicide

in

[X] school.
[ ] my home.
[ ] National Service.
[ ] this tiny island almost seemingly sneezed out of Fried Green Elephant.

I had

[X] chicken rice
[ ] sushi
[ ] omelette
[ ] jelly juice drink
[ ] spiders

for

[ ] breakfast
[ ] brunch
[ ] meal between breakfast and brunch
[x] lunch
[ ] dinner
[ ] supper

today.

It was

[ ] wonderful
[ ] much better than I expected
[x] so-so
[ ] horrendous
[ ] reminding me of how my feet taste like
[ ] inedible + unprintable

because

[x] I eat it almost everyday.
[ ] my Mother forced me to eat it.
[ ] I was rushing for school.
[ ] it entered my mouth uninvited.

The people I talked to today

[x] are the just the best.
[ ] think they’re the best.
[ ] best have another think.
[ ] are complete, utter morons whose very existence on Earth is proof that the devil exists.

The weather is

[ ] raining here
[x] just like my oven set to the highest temperature
[ ] Venusian
[ ] out of its mind
[ ] sunny in Mexico (???)

and I

[ ] love my bed.
[ ] feel great.
[ ] miss you, __________.
[ ] want to stop global warming by switching off my monitorrrrrasadavaevsvavsfasfabrbsbbdfgdfg
[x] need to get back to my work.

So,

[ ] come and join me.
[x] thank you for reading this.
[ ] see you soon.
[ ] I love your cat. (???)

Comments(0) 9:06 PM 7 July 2008

Today in Class

Posted by HELiX

Person A: Hey Person B, can you kick as high as this?

Person B: Yeah I can kick above my head level.

Person A: I mean as high as this? Watch.

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Person A: OH SHI-

Comments(0) 5:13 PM 7 July 2008