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Sex Not Allowed in Airbus A380 Double Bed Suites 

Even though Singapore Airlines has equipped its new A380 jets with private double bed suites, company officials are saying you’d better not do the bouncy bouncy in there or you’ll meet with their stern disapproval. What are they going to do? Throw you off the plane? The first couple to book one of the double suites wasn’t too impressed with the airline’s prudish demeanor.

“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?” asked Tony Elwood, a 76-year-old passenger who booked the suite with his wife, Julie. “Seems a bit strange.”

Let’s not forget that Singapore Airlines is based in a country which still deems it okay to smack people with a rattan cane for even the slightest transgression, so you’d better keep that johnson in your pants, big boy. “There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft and things that aren’t, and the rules for behaviour in our double beds are the same ones that apply throughout the aircraft,” proclaims Stephen Forshaw, a Singapore Airlines official. He warns, “If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist.”

Since the doors close on the suites, how on earth are Singapore Airlines flight attendants going to know who is engaging in the old in/out and who isn’t? It’s always so noisy in aircraft anyway, you could be screaming to high heaven and no one would ever know.

We’re thinking one of the most difficult temptations to resist aboard a Singapore Airlines double-bed flight is avoiding asking one of those gorgeous flight attendants, known as “the Singapore Girls,” to join us inside the comfy suite. But then, for the $14,320 price for two tickets in one of the suites, we’d hope a good swift caning would be included in the ticket price.

My apologies for the geek gaming content…

Okay for the Xbox-ers (note: MS fanboys) out there, this is probably ancient history.

For the PC users out there, you’re trying to cope with Windows Vista because it is a requirement, so this is probably new stuff.

So Shazly, shut up.

I’m into Halo 2 Vista right now, and… yeah, it’s pretty good stuff… uh… you know… good stuff… cos everyone played it… so it must be good… stuff. Eh.

I spent almost 2 hours figuring out to even get my torrented Halo 2 to run. It’s a 2GB+ archived file, which explodes into 4GB+ upon decompression, taking a rather long while. The game kept crashing originally, so I went to decompressed it over and over again to make sure it was nothing to do with it. But the game still crashes.

After 2 hours, the trick:

I have no idea, but it works. In fact, it shouldn’t. Run as admin is usually to solve backwards compatibility problems. Like programs made for XP and under only, but you wanna run on Vista. Halo 2 was made for Vista and only runs on Vista.

But others might wanna know that Halo 2 has been hacked to run on XP. Go search for the torrent.

Now it’s time to use Master Chief to kick some alien butt.

EDIT: HALO 2 IS CRASHING ON ME AGAIN ): 

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After almost exactly 1 week since the relaunch…

It’s back for good.