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On the 19th of September 2007, HELiXATED.COM was taken offline due to... I should say, disciplinary issues concerning the owner. Almost exactly a month after the incident, I have decided to revive this blog in its all-new glory. Relevant changes had to be made.

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Cheers!


31 Oct 06
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Practicals!

Practicals are over, and suffice to say, O Levels gonna screw us up. Yup, that’s right, O LEVELS SCREW US, not WE SCREW O LEVELS.

Ok, a few teachers, seemingly a joke, told us that the school’s O Level performance follows a weird alternating pattern. One year do well, the next year screw up, the following year do well… yeah you get the idea.

And it happens that this year’s in for a screw up.

Well, and it isn’t entirely a joke. Back in sec 2, the graduating batch of sec 4s of the previous year, did well, with that top scorer of 11 A1s… what’s her name again… Grace…? Something like that. And the school celebrated by having a half-day off kinda thing. The following year, we did nothing impressive as far as I know… No celebrations and stuffs, yup. Just this year, we did reasonably well. I think. At least Ma Yin had his 10 A1s.

So far, the practicals murdered us.

In preparation for the practicals, I’ve looked through all past FIVE years of practicals. The notes given out by the teachers were sufficient to cover all of them.

It happens that THIS YEAR, I can rightfully say that’s it’s the most difficult of them all. Well… that’s for Physics, but for Chemistry, it was totally unexpected. Whatever the teachers made us mug, memorising the entire 2 pages of practical planning notes… came out in the past 5 years, and didn’t this year. And the quantitative analysis thingy, was spammed with chlorides and iodides tests, along with reducing agents tests and blah blah blah, not the usual kind of stuffs that comes out.

As for now, I’ll just hope that… everyone screws! =D
I shall not be mean.

HELiX | 1:15 pm

29 Oct 06
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MiP!

There’s graduation day, which although might be of some significance, most sec 4s don’t really have time to think over it and cry. It was incredibly boring for a last day in BP actually, but at least the performances were decent. Other than that, the prize presentation, talks and everything else… uhh. Lalalala life goes on~

And then there was the supposedly campfire, which… had some interesting performances. Yup.

… So that’s that huh… incredible what O Levels can do to you.

With the success of NiP at WCG2006, a manifestation of it called MiP (Muggers in Pyjamas) has been formed, with high hopes that we can achieve the same level of accomplishment at O Levels~!

I think it’s time that I have a more optimistic outlook on life, and therefore the countdown timer shall be changed to countdown to the end of Os! =D

Physics practical was so damn screwed that I didn’t bother to blog about it. Everyone has different answers, some straight line, some curve, so basically everyone is screwed! But seriously, I’ve looked through the past 5 years practicals before I took the paper, and I’m pretty sure this year’s the hardest. Bleh.

And chinese tomorrow! Oh the horror =____= I’m not gonna bother about it so… wheee~

HELiX | 1:55 pm

22 Oct 06
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We Heart Piracy

You’d expect anyone to shut down their site and take off, upon receiving a ‘cease and desist’ warning from a multi-billion networth company.

But kudos to anti-copyright Bittorrent site ThePirateBay.org, which simply impresses me with their replies to ‘cease and desist’ letters from companies like Microsoft and EA Games.

Here are real extracts and the red text are their replies:

From anakata_anakata.hack.se Mon Sep 13 07:20:31 2004
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 07:19:36 -0100 (GMT)
From: anakata
To: Piracy - Online
Subject: Re: Copyright Infringement

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004, Piracy - Online wrote:

> September 14, 2004
>
> SENT VIA E-MAIL
>
> Fredrik Neij
> PRQ
> Box 1206
> Stockholm, Sweden 11479
>
>
> Re: Electronic Arts Trademark and Copyright
> Infringement Notice
>
>
> Dear Mr. Neij:
>
> It has been brought to the attention of Electronic Arts Inc. (”EA”) that
> the website http://www.piratebay.org with the IP addresses of
> 217.75.120.115, 217.75.120.116, 217.75.120.118 is conducting
> unauthorized activities with respect to EA’s copyrighted software, The
> Sims 2. The aforementioned website is offering and distributing
> bittorrent seeds for an unauthorized downloadable version of this EA
> game.
>
> The infringing material may be found at:
>
> http://www.piratebay.org/download.php/3238103/Sims%202.torrent
>
> http://www.piratebay.org/download.php/3238222/The_Sims2_AlcoholClone-CLO
> NEGAME_Full.Release_%28exclusive_for_trackerwww.prq.to%29.torrent
>

Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in
question.

Oh wait, just kidding. We haven’t, since the site in question is fully
legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you’re in, we have
sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the
streets and attacking people :-(.

> This unauthorized activity with respect to the distribution of EA’s
> software products constitutes infringement of EA’s intellectual property
> rights. EA enforces its intellectual property rights very aggressively
> by using every legal option available.

Please don’t sue us right now, our lawyer is passed out in an alley from
too much moonshine, so please atleast wait until he’s found and doesn’t
have a huge hangover…

>
> As you are listed as the registrant for this website, EA demands that
> you immediately and permanently disable access to the aforementioned
> bittorrent seeds for The Sims 2 and any in the future.

You’re free to demand anything you want. So are we. We demand that you
cease and desist sending letters like this, since they’re frivolous and
meaningless. Where should I send the bill for the consumed diskspace and
bandwidth?

> Thank you for your cooperation. If you have any questions concerning
> this matter, please contact us via e-mail at:
> piracy-online@ea.com.
>
>
> Regards,
>
> EA Law - IP Enforcement
> Electronic Arts Inc.
> piracy-online@ea.com

Thank you for your entertainment. As with all other threats, we will
publish this one on http://static.thepiratebay.org/legal/

//anakata

AND

From: “Internet 2″
Sent: Friday, February 20, 2004 10:15 AM
Subject: Demand for Immediate Take Down - Notice of Infringing Activity - MS
Ref. [snip]

VIA EMAIL:

Demand for Immediate Take-Down: Notice of Infringing Activity

URL: http://tracker.piratbyran.org/torrents-details.php?id=2614,
http://tracker.piratbyran.org/torrents-details.php?id=2969,
http://tracker.piratbyran.org/, http://www.piratbyran.org/
CASE #: [snip]

20 February 2004

Dear Sir or Madam,

This letter serves as notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright
Act, 17 U.S.C. § 512, or equivalent notice provisions of your local law,
that content currently residing within your computer system infringes on the
copyrights of Microsoft Corporation. Moreover, the source code contains
proprietary trade secret information belonging to Microsoft. I am
authorized to act on behalf of Microsoft in this matter.

The infringing material residing on your system is the source code for
Windows 1998, Windows NT, and/or Windows 2000. This source code,
copyrighted by and proprietary to Microsoft, is on your system at the
following location:

http://tracker.piratbyran.org/torrents-details.php?id=2614,
http://tracker.piratbyran.org/torrents-details.php?id=2969,
http://tracker.piratbyran.org/, http://www.piratbyran.org/
Posting of Microsoft’s source code as described above is not authorized by
Microsoft, any of its agents, or by law. Pursuant to this notification, you
should immediately take steps to locate and remove and/or disable access to
the Microsoft source code that is on your system at the web address detailed
above. As a service provider, you may otherwise be liable for copyright
infringement if, upon obtaining knowledge or awareness of infringing
material being stored upon your network, you do not act expeditiously to
remove, or disable access to, the material. 17 U.S.C. § 512(c).

The information in this notification is accurate. I swear under penalty of
perjury that I am authorized to act on behalf of Microsoft in regard to its
exclusive rights in the work(s) identified above that I believe has been and
continues to be infringed as described above.

We hereby give notice of these activities to you and request that you take
expeditious action to remove or disable access to the material described
above, and thereby prevent the illegal reproduction and distribution of this
source code via your company’s network.

We appreciate your cooperation in this matter. Please advise us regarding
what actions you take.

Yours sincerely,

James Young
Internet Investigator

for Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052
United States of America

E-mail: Internet1@microsoft-antipiracy.com

AND

From anakata
To: law@iprights.com
Subject: Re: URGENT - FOOTBALL MANAGER TRADE MARK INFRINGEMENT

On Mon, 1 Nov 2004 law@iprights.com wrote:

> Dear Sirs
> Our client: SEGA Europe Limited
>
> We act on behalf of SEGA Europe Limited (â^À^ÜSEGAâ^À^Ý) in the enforcement of its Intellectual Property Rights in the United Kingdom.
>
> As you will be aware, Sega is world famous and is recognised as being an industry leader in interactive entertainment. Sega, and its software developer Sports Interactive Limited (â^À^ØSports Interactiveâ^À^Ù) have recently announced that its new football management PC game â^À^ØFOOTBALL MANAGER 2005â^À^Ù is due to be launched later this month (see: http://www.sigames.com/news.php?type=view&article_id=1029 ). As a result of the recent publicity our client and Sports Interactive enjoy a substantial reputation and goodwill in the FOOTBALL MANAGER name.
>
> Further, SEGAâ^À^Ùs developer, Sports Interactive is the owner of a UK trade mark registration for FOOTBALL MANAGER under number 2,169,952. We attach details of the UK registered trade mark for your information.
>
> â^À^Øthepiratebay.orgâ^À^Ù website / FOOTBALL MANAGER 2005
>
> It has come to our clientâ^À^Ùs attention that through the service provided by your â^À^Øthepiratebay.orgâ^À^Ù website, users are able, by clicking on a link on your website featuring the FOOTBALL MANAGER trade mark, to download an unauthorised and illegal version of our clientâ^À^Ùs new FOOTBALL MANAGER 2005 PC game. In this regard, your website is currently listing FOOTBALL MANAGER 2005 as number 1 in its â^À^ÜTop 5â^À^Ý and a substantial number of UK users used your services to download this game in the UK.
>
> By providing this service to UK users using the FOOTBALL MANAGER name, you are infringing the FOOTBALL MANAGER trade mark in the UK. Further, our client is concerned that due to the volume of illegal copies of our clientâ^À^Ùs FOOTBALL MANAGER 2005 PC game being provided via your service our client is losing substantial sums of money in lost sales.
>
> This email is ask that you immediately remove the link complained of, and to confirm that there will be no further misuse of the FOOTBALL MANAGER trade mark in relation to your services.
>
> In the meantime, our client reserves its rights in respect of any causes of action available to it in this matter and in respect of any claim for costs and/or damages against you. In this regard, your speed in complying with our requests will be taken into account.
>
>
> Yours faithfully
>
> Willoughby & Partners

Dear Sir(s), Madam(s), and/or Slimemold(s),

I have the distinct pleasure of informing you that no Swedish trademark
and/or coypyright law is being violated, regardless of how the situation
may or may not be under UK law. I would advise you to read up on Swedish
trademark law, more specifically Varumarkeslag (1960:644), as this might
save you a great deal of future humiliation.

I would also advise you to
a) not write the subject all in UPPERCASE, as it makes spam filters go
nuts
b) not attach meaningless data from trademark registrys in PDF format
and
c) stop lying.

> The Isis Building, 193 Marsh Wall, Thames Quay, London, E14 9SG, United Kingdom
>
> Tel: +44 (0)207 345 8888 Direct Fax: +44 (0)207 345 4555 law@iprights.com
>
> www.iprights.com
>
>
>
> IMPORTANT: The contents of this email and attachments are confidential and may be subject to legal privilege and/or protected by copyright. Copying or communicating any part of it to others is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended recipient you must not use, copy, distribute or rely on this email and should please return it immediately or notify us by telephone. While we take every reasonable precaution to screen out computer viruses from emails, attachments to this email may contain such viruses. We cannot accept liability for loss or damage resulting from such viruses. We recommend you carry out your own virus checks.
>

Then I guess you’ll have to send us another oh-so-scary-sounding e-mail
about http://static.thepiratebay.org/sega_mail.txt and
http://static.thepiratebay.org/sega_response.txt :-/.

HELiX | 3:42 pm

21 Oct 06
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BPian Idol 2006

For those of you who think that the sec 4s are enjoying themselves at home, without the need to attend BPGHS any longer, and having a holiday starting 2 weeks earlier than anyone else, you are wrong. So wrong.

To us sec 4s, staying at home means (a) trying to cope with the guilt of not mugging (b) mugging and end up losing interest a few minutes later (c) it simply sucks.

And thus I decided to return to school for the lamest possible reason that seem logical to me — BPian Idol.

It’s about this comedy- No wait, it IS this comedy, set in the finals of a singing competition. If that isn’t weird enough, it shares a disturbingly similar name to a disturbingly similar reality show called Singapore Idol.

But at least Singapore Idol knew how to design a proper ‘Idol’ logo. All BPian Idol ever did was to put up some very-typical-bad-powerpoint-design posters around the school, with typical bad fonts, bad layout, and bad… I think it’s easier to cover the good points of it, as I wouldn’t need to start at all.

C’mon, a quick 5 minute photoshop gives me this:

bpian-idol.jpg

And on top of being unable to design decent posters and logos, the organisers (whoever they are, councillors I reckon?) originally wanted to charge something like… $2 per entry to be in the audience?

The only redeeming point of BPian Idol was that the prize was a sweet $300, which is… a decent sum considering our school’s financial status along with majority of the money contributing to Shirleen Ong’s verified five-figure salary.

Where was I- Oh, so anyways, there’s this bunch of people. I’m not too sure whether they’re singers or comedians wannabes, but they’re inclined towards the latter. Well, what they did was this simple: They butchered songs.

Fortunately for the existence of mankind’s honesty, some of the judges manage to pull off frank comments compliments like “I didn’t like it” and “Your singing is horrible”, which would’ve been dwarfed by Simon Cowell’s most feeble attempt.

I think that was part of the comedy actually.

I’ve actually recorded the Musical Apocalypse on my camcorder, and with a couple of people staring at me, plus the fact that I was standing really awkwardly behind the hall, I couldn’t hold the camera really well, so it was awfully shaky. But anyways, I extracted the audio, did some fine tuning to remove as much background noise as I can, but in doing so, I think the instrumentals were lost too. At least the vocals remain, yup. Added some fade in and out and pitch tuning to… make it sound better. Hopefully. All courteosy of the free open-source program, Audacity. =D

The highlights:

nesrine1.jpg
Nesrine! And her parody rendition of Everything.
Download link here.
Right click the link, and click Save Target As/Save Link As…

Ok, just listening doesn’t really bring out the humour within. Let’s try it with the original lyrics, along with cancellations and add-ons (in brackets) to suit Nesrine’s version.

It’s been 9 days, 8 hours, 40 minutes, 10 seconds since you called
I’ve been so crazy I’ve just about taken our picture off the wall
It’s been 3 months over a hundred days since
(START AGAIN!) you held my hand
And I miss you in a thousand ways
Will I ever see you again

How did it change so fast (I won’t give you to the past)
I really thought it’d last

All that we had was so unbelievable
Now that it’s gone it’s just inconceivable
Still in my dreams you were so damn beautiful
How could it be that you ruined my everything, everything, everything

(Everything, everything, everything)

syahir.jpg
And last year’s Idol and his army of comedian wannabes devastation of take on Frankie Valli’s Can’t Take My Eyes Off You.
Download link here.
Right click the link, and click Save Target As/Save Link As…

It was hilarious stuff.

And then astro, death note, blah blah blah. Huh.

HELiX | 6:58 am

17 Oct 06
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Last day of school or not?

Whee… No more formal lessons for me; there isn’t a need to go back to school.

But wait a minute… it isn’t graduation day yet, so… I’m still a BPian and I’d better keep my rants and flaming of the school later… ^^

BUT there’s one issue of the sheer stupidity of the school that I gotta rant now.

Ok, so you see, school has ended for me, I needn’t return. But yet yesterday, the last damn day of school, they didn’t put up the O Level Science Practicals schedule and shifts information on the notice board. Just how stupid is that?

Now I gotta return to school, in my school uniform, JUST TO CHECK THE DAMN NOTICE BOARD, just to know what time I should come to school for my O Levels practicals.

But not that I’m really complaining tho, ‘cos it’s awfully boring at home. I’ve tried to mug, but… it… just… isn’t… working. Sure enough, I CAN mug, just that since it’s two-three weeks before Os, there’s a staggeringly high chance that I’ll forget my stuffs within the next week or two. And to think of it, I’ve already forgotten all my mistakes from prelims. Yes, short-termed memory they call it.

HELiX | 7:15 am

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