Hm. Woke up at 1.30pm today, and went straight for Counter Strike: Source training with Xin Jie.







Apparently, we, um, Team BP (which consists of a group competitive sec 4 gamers including me, Xin Jie, Dong Wei, Shaun, Kok Hong, etc), arranged to have a clan match in CS with another clan, with the horrendously intimidating name of… Soul Society! ^^ (with the tag of [s.S])



Not to judge them by their unprofessional name, but here we have, a school team with virtually no flexibilty in choosing their members, against a public clan which can choose their members from the thousands of gamers in Singapore. Not to mention that they’re a bunch of experienced players known for being suspected of hacking in the local gaming community.



So… we went into the game already with a good impression that we’ll lose.



And after two and a half hours of gameplay, we did. ^^



Right. I did personally alright, considering that I don’t train for my CS at all. I got 2nd highest frags in a couple of round, as, of course, I can’t get the highest with dxdt around.



Soul Society showed one of the worst sportsmenship for a competitive clan. They take awfully long toilet breaks, and as we would suspect, for unsportmanship-ly purposes. And when we seemingly started off, they APPARENTLY DCED. AND WE HAD TO START THE GAME ALL OVER AGAIN.



Maybe I’ll just leave you to Team BP’s after-game discussion…



• HEL¡Xâ„¢ • BP vs SS… Lock’n'load guys. says (9:22 PM):

gg lah

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:23 PM):

ermm

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:23 PM):

gg

Fatboy | SS vs BP. Dun bother me. seriously. says (9:23 PM):

I found it seriously fked rather than gg.

Fatboy | SS vs BP. Dun bother me. seriously. says (9:23 PM):

No that we play badly

Fatboy | SS vs BP. Dun bother me. seriously. says (9:23 PM):

You know, I got hunch… That missin hang after pistol round was faked lah.

[DongWei][1nertia] BP vs Soul.Society says (9:23 PM):

ya

Fatboy | SS vs BP. Dun bother me. seriously. says (9:23 PM):

honestly.

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:24 PM):

yah

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:26 PM):

kk i shall say i am not really disappointed at the results

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:26 PM):

16-10 was good

[DongWei][1nertia] Who’s going Sim Lim? says (9:26 PM):

after that we lacked concentration

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:26 PM):

2nd match onwards

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:26 PM):

we got tired and lost concentration

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

and i was hungry

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

cant play without food

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

and

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

SS has a reputation

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

of hackers

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

NIKK Kugoo And virtus have been called hackers

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:27 PM):

In scrims

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:29 PM):

NIKK has freaking long toliet breaks

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:29 PM):

u go toliet how long 1?

[DongWei][1nertia] Who’s going Sim Lim? says (9:29 PM):

i think shit also faster than that

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:29 PM):

he lives in a castle la

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:29 PM):

toliet 5 stories above him

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:33 PM):

ok in conclusion

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:33 PM):

NT

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:33 PM):

lols

• HEL¡Xâ„¢ • BP vs SS… Lock’n'load guys. says (9:33 PM):

lol

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:33 PM):

against suspected hackers + experienced team

[DongWei][1nertia] Who’s going Sim Lim? says (9:33 PM):

dont say hackers lah

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:37 PM):

AND WE MAKE OUR COME BACK AGAINST ESPL

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:37 PM):

ROAR

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:41 PM):

shaun

d(^_^)b—-Ai ya Nice try la.. Played against a experienced team leh says (9:41 PM):

lols

• HEL¡Xâ„¢ • BP vs SS… Lock’n'load guys. says (9:41 PM):

killed me..

• HEL¡Xâ„¢ • BP vs SS… Lock’n'load guys. says (9:41 PM):

revenge lol

[TWIS] no wonder the pros play cs1.6, vavle is screwing up source says (9:42 PM):

revenge is sweet



Lalalala.



Anyone up for 1v1 against Team BP in UT or WC3? =)

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Um, yesterday it shall be.

Well, last day of school before they unleash the prelims results on the sec 4s, and yet another day of 3 hours of JC talks.

SAJC and AJC were the usual boring crap any other JC could give, but most interestingly, PJC was rather entertaining. Not that I’m inspired by them at all, but being the JC that they are, they were trying really hard to debunk the common misconception (if you believed them, that is) that PJC isn’t a school for single digit L1R5ers.

Well, of course, they don’t exactly have a great image when it comes to cut-off points, but their presentation (altho unprofessional with Comic Sans font and WordArt headings) were at least a good attempt at humour. Also, they used their A Level results to brag. Of course, their top 2 students for last year’s A Level was none other than the uber BP Astro duo, Choon Hwee and Xin Li, both getting AAAB and AAAA respectively. Well, to enlighten some of you, these 2 jokers were from BP Astro, graduated when I was sec 2 (you do the math), and both achieved their lowest possible L1R5 of 6 points. That could bring them to a more decent JC, like say, NJC, but instead, they decided to occupy space in PJC, leaving the borderline cases of 17 pointers being rejected out from PJC. Of course, they topped their cohort at PJC by a unimaginably big margin. And just to add on, the PJC Astro Club was also founded by an ex-BP Astro head, Jermyn.

And so the talk ended after a briefing on writing YOUR OWN testimonial. I mean, how lazy can the school get. They’re supposed to write testimonials for us, and now they want us to write it for ourselves, and submit it to them for verification. =___=

Mrs Hoe offered us to stay for the sec 2s’ debate, but apparently, no one was very much interested and I had to follow the crowd and leave well =___=

Uh… then came back to school during the evening, for the Mid-Autumn Festival celebration organised by the school. ‘Had a presentation of the new school, which apparently, has a 2-storey sports hall and a 3-storey sports complex along with a 500-seat auditorium and whatnot. Lalalala not that it matter to me… 5.3 million goes into upgrading the school after I leave. My only consolation is that the current sec 2s and 3s will not have an experience in the school any better than me after movin’ to the holding site and taking their O Levels there =P

And once again, stargazing was no stargazing with the clouds. So, uh, the juniors resulted to catching, which I tried very hard to act of my age, but… Ahh never you mind! ^^

Mdm Yu then bought us some (mini) mooncakes and pastries, and we went home! Lalalala I love anticlimax endings.

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Lalalalalala…

Prelims are finished, and so am I.

I think.

…

Anyways, with the prelims over, it’s awfully boring now. Teachers’ themselves can’t find anything to do with the sec 4s now, and you-know-who simply came in to class and joked for an hour. If teachers boring us isn’t bad enough, what was even more dreadfully horrendous was the boredom from the JC talks.

‘Right. So we have a bunch of higher-status people from the JCs coming to the school hall, bragging about their JCs, and occasionally mocking our school’s IT equipment.

And Hwa Chong’s 1 hour talk was entirely pointless, something which the speakers fail to point out until the end of their presentation, when they say that the cut-off point for HCI was 4 points, unsurprisingly of course. Interestingly, they started off their talk with a ‘ What comes to your mind when you hear the name “Hwa Chong”? ‘, and everyone was whispering among themselves stuffs like “arrogant” and “gheys” and “muggers”. =X

Same stuffs gonna repeat tomorrow, but at least it’s much better than receiving back the prelims results =P
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It’s supposed to be, um-, whassat? Some kinda astro week and we’re supposed to set up a booth thingy in the canteen for the entire week. Yea, supposedly.

But knowing our famed efficiency, obviously nothing has been on display as of now, altho I actually preferred it that way. You ask why?

• HEL¡X™ • said:
how large is the model?
Sujay Natson said:
1.5m x 0.5m
• HEL¡X™ • said:
that’s pathetically small, isnt it?
Sujay Natson said:
well yes
• HEL¡X™ • said:
soo… it’s just the model and the posters? wouldnt it look awfully embarrassing?
Sujay Natson said:
Obviously it is, no wonder no one wants to man it
Sujay Natson said:
Mr Loh said ” either you do it well or you dont do it at all “
Sujay Natson said:
Some changes have to be made to it, like decorations, and then we will come in the morning, on Wed, to bring it from the Lang lab to the canteen
• HEL¡X™ • said:
it’ll still be embarrassing
Sujay Natson said:
yes

…
…
…

• HEL¡X™ • said:
look, if you wanna set up something decent, ya gotta include the scopes for an ASTRO club.
Sujay Natson said:
I think Derek that its a little bit too late for changes
• HEL¡X™ • said:
so we’re gonna embarrass ourselves, is that it?
Sujay Natson said:
with enlarged newspaper articles as posters and an unprofessionally done model made up of fruits, yes
• HEL¡X™ • said:
in that case… there’s really a need for the scopes
Sujay Natson said:
that idea was dismissed a long time ago as it was not safe
Sujay Natson said:
but can give it a try, again.

Whaaaat? An astronomy booth without telescopes? I mean, not my choice of words, but that’s like a porno flick without the nudity. So thus totally defeats the entire purpose of astronomy =___=

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Ahh, prelims. Here we go again~

Wowee.

‘kay… most of the papers are over already; In fact, I’m left with a rather insignificant Chemistry Paper 1… and a dreadful O Levels.

Yupp, that’s pretty much about it, no biggie, just O Levels which (as today’s Strait Times would say) is taken in Prisons as well.

Soo… by now, it’s reasonable to estimate how well (would be easier to measure it on the un-well scale tho) we did for the prelims, and…

Shaun says, with his estimated L1R5 aggregate, he’ll go PJC.

And Huaice says if Shaun ends up at PJC, he’ll be dropping out of school, working at McDonald’s.

And as for the rest of us unprofessional muggers, we’ll be at Changi Prison. Where there’s free lodging, free dining, and basketball games! Oh and not to mention, the opportunity to retake O Levels and proceed to A Levels!

Wowee!

Ok… you should get the idea of how well this prelims has inflated our L1R5.

In related news, among a certain bunch of sec 4s, there’s a new verb that has been accepted into comprehendable language. And as you might have guessed it, it’s none other than “McDonalded”! Yup, it’s linked to dropping out of school and working at McDona- ah, to put it simply, it’s usually used like, “Ohh noooes! I mcdonalded my Chemistry!” or in extreme circumstances such as A. Math, “OMG WTF KNN CB KPKB The paper’s so damn bloody mcdonalded lah!” Oh and don’t ask me what those abbreviation means =)

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How’s the prelims for me so far?

Humanities - Social Studies, Geography and Literature:
Screwed geography; strong feeling that I screwed SS; Lit was okay. But since Lit and SS are a combined subject, it’s a screw-one-screw-both scenario.

A Math Paper 1:
Was alright… expectedly. Paper 2 should be the killa tho.

Physics:
Went quite well actually, to the hell with paper 2 and practicals, but it’s decent that paper 1 should get 37/40.

E Math:
The most intriguing subject. Granted, it’s ELEMENTARY mathematics, blah, whatever. Well… E Math lived to its name in Paper 1, where it gave almost everyone an impression that it’s another free A1 subject. Paper 2 came in and at the end of 2 hours, a colourful spectrum of vulgarities could be heard from cohort, as it was simply the most imba and f-ing subject. I mean, E Math is supposed to be a free A1, but as evident in below, it wasn’t.

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Here we go again.

1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.
2. Tag five more people after you finish.
3. Let the person you’ve tagged KNOW that they’ve been tagged.

I wish I was a different ethnicity.
- Not really. Altho I find western culture more interesting, I guess it’s partly my attitude towards chinese? Uh.

I have an eating disorder.
- Eh, no?

I’m short.
- Blame it on genetics, I tell ya!

I’m tall.
- Tall enough for me. At least I’m not on the verge of becoming a stick or bellsprout.

I think I’m really attractive.
- I don’t lie to myself.

I prefer winter over summer.
- Winter FTW!

I’m a geek.
- Um. Unfortunately/Fortunately yesss.

I’m a shopaholic.
- Nah.

I’m reasonably intelligent.
- Well, intelligent enough to not disagree with this statement.

I’m attracted to girls.
- I’m straight.

I’m attracted to boys.
- In a certain definition of attracted, and yes, friends.

I like British accents.
- Hm, well okay, but I find American accents easier to understand. Shows how much influence US has over international media!

I smoke regularly.
- I don’t see what’s the fun in stuffing overpriced poisons into your mouth. Even soft drinks are cheaper.

I drink regularly.
- Gotta stay alive ya?

I smoke socially.
- Yes in CS when I throw smoke grenades. Well, not the point, so… no. =___=

I drink socially.
- Um. Well ya…

I get drunk easily.
- Haven’t tried.

I do drugs.
- Not really.

I will never date a bad kisser.
- Uh?

I’ve lied to avoid kissing them again.
- Uh =___=

I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
- I don’t exactly care about it unless it gets in the way…

I’m religious.
- Uh. Freethinker… so… I guess not?

I’m not religious but have morals.
- Well, to a certain extent. Not too sure tho.

I lie frequently.
- Not too frequently.

I’m impulsive.
- It’s in the personality, I tell ya!

I’m hardworking.
- In certain stuffs I guess, which doesn’t include academic stuffs at any rate.

I’m good at History.
- Hmm, I did well in sec 2! Haven’t touch it again since then…

I speak more than two languages.
- S’pose so… There’s, basic cantonese… and t3h 1n+ern3t language!

I enjoy taking pictures.
- Aspired photojournalist! That’s why I got my dad to buy the DSLR! =D

I like spending money on myself.
- Eh, isn’t that why we save up?

I like spending money on others.
- Well, I’m okay with it, just that I’d better spend more on myself =P

I have a regular income.
- Eh. Not really. Amateur cyberathlete? .___.

I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
- Nahh.

I pay my own bills.
- No. Muahaha.

I rely on my parents for money.
- Hell YEAH!

I can cook.
- Can, but you won’t want me to.

I enjoy cleaning.
- … Who does?

Tidiness is a must in my life.
- Uh. Not really.

I like clutter.
- The folder My Documents in my computer says it all.

I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
- Huh.

I’m fashion-conscious.
- Nahh.

I have good taste.
- Eh. I… don’t know?

People tell me I have good taste.
- Not that I’m aware of.

I excel academically.
- Well, sciences and sometimes math.

I’m told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
- Eh, I guess not.

I’m good at sports. (Make that cybersports plz)
- Sports? I’m average for my age group… But cybersports? Hell YEAH!

I’m artistically inclined.
- Uhh… with Photoshop and a good printer.

I wanna be an artist when I grow up.
- Nahh.

I wanna be an engineer when I grow up.
- Nope, that’s too stereotypical of guys these days. Something different would be nice.

I eat when I’m upset.
- Nope.

I cannot adapt to change.
- Uh. I hope that I can.

I’m interested in politics.
- Well… little bits of it.

I have shoplifted.
- Nope.

I download MP3s.
- … What? Isn’t everyone doing it? =X

I’ve done underage drinking.
- Sips of alcoholic stuffs I guess…

I’ve gone underage clubbing.
- Nope.

I can dance reasonably well.
- Uh. No.

I can dance extremely well.
- No.

I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
- Uh?!

I can sing.
- Can, but not very well I think.

I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
- “OUCHH!” isn’t my idea of singing.

I can swim.
- Yupp…

I enjoy surveys.
- Selectively.

I enjoy surveys when I’m bored.
- Selectively.

I keep a journal.
- Nope.

My teachers don’t like me.
- Other than you-know-who, I think I’m fine.

I enjoy controversy.
- Uh. Depends on the issue?

I can be a bitch/bastard.
- Hm. Haven’t tried.

I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
- Nahh.

I have tattoos.
- Nope.

I’ve been in a nudist colony.
- Uh. I should think not.

I’m not sure if I want to have children.
- I’m fine with them.

I’m not sure if I’ll get married.
- Err… wouldn’t that be like, missing out on a major experience in life?

I know who I will marry.
- Noo.. I’m just 15.

I’m interesting.
- I sure do hope so.

I’m a good liar.
- That would be useful. Even if not, I can start now by lying to myself that I’m one.

People enjoy talking to me.
- I… hope so.

I annoy people from time to time.
- Can’t help it eh. Nobody’s perfect.

I’m a born leader.
- Uhh… Not too sure ’bout the D personality part, buuut… I’m fine with it.

I enjoy felching.
- Huh.

I have a foot fetish.
- Nope.

I have a shoe fetish.
- Nope.

I don’t think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
- I think Tom Cruise is prettier.

I wanna be J.Lo.
- As a boy? No.

I cut myself.
- Nahh.

I’ve cut myself.
- Not intentionally.

I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
- Pretend? Well then I think they look pretty stupid actually.

I hate popular people.
- No I buy my stationaries and books from them.

I think cheerleading is a sport.
- Not really.

I’m photogenic.
- Nahh.

I live in Chucks.
- Huh.

I think graffiti is art.
- Well, it’d better be good.

I have dated a criminal.
- Haven’t dated.

I have been cheated on.
- Yes. Of my marks in exams and stuffs.

I have cheated on someone.
- Nahh.

I have a temper.
- Uhh. Depends on the other party… but I guess mostly not.

I like playgrounds.
- More than I like schoolwork at least.

I dance in the rain.
- No I look for shelter instead.

I’m obsessed with Shakespeare.
- He could’ve made our time studying literature better by writing shorter plays.

I have tanlines.
- Nope.

My favorite color is pink.
- Nahh. Hi Weide.

My favourite color is black.
- Nope.

I would classify myself as emo.
- Not really, but I can’t help it sometimes.

I’m musically inclined.
- Not really. Unless you count prowess in illegally downloading MP3s.

I like listening to music.
- Well ya.

I like music-blasting cars.
- I hope they do get blasted apart.

Thongs are comfortable.
- … =___=

I like flip-flops.
- Not really.

I know what monogamy is…and I believe in it.
- Well… it’ll be nice. So… Yes.

I wanna be a social worker when I grow up.
- Nope.

I have sibling/s.
- 2 brothers, 1 sister, or was it 3 brothers no sister… =X

My sibling/s annoy me.
- They attempt to.

I think “South Park” is funny.
- Don’t watch…

I believe in LOVE.
- Hmm. I would say… Yes.

I shall tag…

Kok Hong
Dexter
(wah lao plz dont steal my astro members to tag)
(ditto)
And Inevitably… 1NERTIA!!!

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