It simply impresses/disgusts me of how certain girl(s) uses sexuality (minorly, pls no dirty thoughts), false cute voices and similar deadly techniques on their teachers to get more marks for their examination papers.
I don’t think I shall talk about that… ‘lil offending you see.
Anyways, today was just another ordinarily day in an average secondary four school life.
Other than seeing interestingly cute hairstyles… Ah nvm =X
Well, only thing out of the ordinary was an incredibly extraordinarily ordinary talk from Mrs Ong. How much extraordinarily ordinary you ask?
It’s the usual encouragement crap of course. In a feeble and boring attempt to encourage us sec 4s to do better for our O Levels, and in doing so increase the school’s ranking and rating, thereby ultimately increasing her five figure salary, we were treated to an hour’s worth of philosophical rubbish, along with words that made Geography sound as though it’s the easiest subject to mug and praises that would seemingly put Chinese as a subject comprehendable by even orangutans.
Look, the school’s Band 2, it isn’t our fault how the school screwed up us students with PSLE aggregates of 240~270 to become comparable to that of other neighborhood schools. Never really knew what’s the difference between neighborhood schools, as even Concord and Chua Chu Kang PRIMARY schools’ facilities pwns the living daylight out of our school’s, but it’s a bunch of damn good words all the same. It simply put ourselves in a good position by comparing to school’s of lower PSLE aggregates. Yup, damn good words they are, ‘neighborhood schools’.
(Okay I didn’t quite understand myself either, very much in the same way the Principal’s talk had an impact on me)
At the end of the one hour, I was glad for
- I skipped an hour of English period where I would be forced to produce a non-existent English Writing essay from the realms of my school bag
- School’s over
- Being able to see someone with interestingly cute hair- sorry, nothing!
But at the same time, was severely dissapointed that
- The intended inspiration impact of the talk lasted in me for a nothingth of a second long
- There was timed practice later
- I am not exactly allowed to elaborate on the interestingly cu- nothing!
And that was that!
…
Um. Much thanks to Hazel for doing the Nerd Quiz which, in doing so, led to Jas doing it and in doing so, led to her asking me to do it and in doing so, led to Kok Hong doing it and in doing so, led to Eng Yian doing it and in doing so, led to Shaun doing it. And there’s prolly more parties involved but I shall limit the guilt to this much.
So anyways… thanks again, person with hair that was interes-.
And anyways, what happened was that…
Right, so we have Kok Hong scoring an unbelievable 80-something percent for the Nerd Quiz, with the quiz saying he was bound for MIT.
And he went on to poon me with a Geek Score (some geek quiz from the same website) higher than me. Again.
And Shaun joined in, and spectacularly produced an awesome 97% for the Nerd Quiz.
And Eng Yian refused to be outdone, and did the Money Love (yet another quiz from the same website) and scored 90-something.
And now they call themselves… the… what? Divined Three, or something similar. ‘cos they scoreds freakilish high for some Nerd, Geek and Money quizzes. LOL.
And current accepted dictionaries with the entry on ‘Divined Three’ defines it as ‘The three who will be the joke of the century’. Curiously enough, a time warp two centuries in the future had the similar dictionary sent back to the present day, and the entry is (or rather, will be) ‘The three who were the joke of the previous century’.
And that’s all for today!
And just to add a 7th sentence starting with And for the utterly sheer fun of it.
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