Cookie Transmogrification

If the world isn’t weird enough scientifically, it gets even more absurd to learn that certain cookies have birthdays — unscientifically. And such is what happened today.

A particularly sugary cookie with a nut toppings had his (or should I say, its) birthday today, and his present is none other than… whaaaaat? CashewNUT Sugee cookies? Ok, I’ll just assume that you get the link =___=

As far as I’m concerned, he appreciated it. Hmm. He’d better have.

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But well, I tried to ensure that his birthday didn’t have any downs, but well… unfortunately for him (and me), he requested a Quake 4 match. =_____=

With the screenie provided, it’s needless to say, he was like “bs” all over (twice only actually). In this case, bs = backstab, and not some other word of a higher magnitude of offensiveness. But seriously, it’s called tactics for one, and does really he expect me to stand behind him and watch him run away, while typing “hey i’m behind you dood!”? Well, I’ll be open-minded for the answer to this question, as he’s a cookie after all! =P

And thus, the world’s first cookie transmogrification was performed, with the sugary nut flavoured cookie turning into an Oreo after the creamin’ from the Quake 4 match! =P

Before:

After:

eh, forgive the lameness plzthxbye.